Our Stephen is much better at magic than that Debbie Mcgee

 Mrs Owen, Warrington

How the hell* did you do that?

 Sean Long, St Helens Rugby

If that coin is in that locked box, I'll show my arse

 Rico, Manchester

Bloody hell* and you call that work in progress

Keiran, Kilhey Court

Great stuff lad, but why would you want to shove a pen through a tenner? Now get a proper job.

 Mr Owen, Warrington

 

* or words to that effect